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Анекдот дня

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Первое: Свадебное платье должно быть облегающим.
Второе: В документе, удостоверяющем заключение брака, должно быть записано: «Заключенный брак считается действительным до тех пор, пока вышедшая замуж женщина влезает в свое свадебное платье».

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— Николай, ты знаешь, я развожусь с женой. Она уже шесть месяцев со мной не разговаривает.
— Ну что ты, Иван, одумайся! Где ты еще найдешь такую жену?

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Во время ужасного шторма все пассажиры собрались в кают-компании.
Фрау Краузе толкает в бок своего мужа и говорит:
— Эгон, посмотри на лицо женщины, которая сидит напротив. Подари мне новое платье такого же нежно-зеленого цвета.

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