Анекдот

Анекдот дня

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Посылает командир части замполита узнать, о чем там офицеры в палатке разговаривают. Тот пошел, послушал, возвращается и докладывает:
— Да все про водку да про баб.
Через час опять посылает командир замполита. Тот приходит и докладывает:
— Да все про баб, да про водку.
Еще через час опять командир посылает замполита туда же. Замполит вбегает и докладывает:
— Да вот про технику, да про солдат разговаривают они.
— Да! — думает командир, — Значит, уже нажрались, сволочи!

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На причале сидит мужик с мегафоном и монотонно повторяет: «»Лодка номер «9», ваше время истекло. Возвращайтесь. Лодка …..» Подходит малыш: «Дядя, у тебя на станции всего 7 лодок. Откуда взялась «9»?»

Мужик монотонно в мегафон: «Лодка номер «6», что у Вас случилось?»

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— Анечка, привет! Как дела? Замуж ещё не вышла?
— Да какое замуж? Университет надо окончить. Карьеру хочу сделать. Впереди целый мир непознанных возможностей!
— Не зовут?
— Не зовут.

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