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Анекдот дня

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Холостяк всю pаботy по домy делает сам. А женатого заставляет жена.

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Решилась бабушка сходить в кино. Давно, думает, не ходила: все телек, да видик. Купила билет, зашла внутрь и захотелось ей выкушать мороженое.

— Двадцать рублей!, — говорят ей в буфете.

— Хм, когда я последний раз была в кино, мороженое стоило двадцать копеек!

— Ну тогда вам точно понравится фильм — теперь есть звук и цвет…

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Жена готовит яичницу на завтрак.

Вдруг на кухну вбегает муж:

— Осторожно, — он говорит, — ОСТОРОЖНО! Положи больше масла!

Боже мой! Ты жаришь очень много яиц сразу! СЛИШКОМ МНОГО!!!

Переверни их! ПЕРЕВЕРНИ ИХ ПРЯМО СЕЙЧАС!!! Нужно больше масла! О Боже мой!

ГДЕ нам взять БОЛЬШЕ МАСЛА? Сейчас они ПРИЛИПНУТ!!!

Осторожно! ОСТОРОЖНО! Я сказал — Осторожно!

Ты НИКОГДА меня не слушаешь когда делаеш яичницу!!! НИКОГДА !!!

Переверни их! БЫСТРО!!! Да ты что, психованная?!!

Ты совсем спятила?!! Не забудь посолить!

Ты всегда забываешь посолить! Используй СОЛЬ!

ИСПОЛЬЗУЙ СОЛЬ! С-О-О-О-О-ЛЬ!!!

Жена удивленно смотрит на мужа:

— Да что с тобой сегодня?!

Ты думаешь я не в состоянии приготовить элементарную яичницу?

Муж сопкойно объясняет:

— Я хотел показать тебе, что Я испытываю, когда вожу машину…

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