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  1. – Ты куда?
    – Гулять.
    – Что значит гулять???
    – Гулять – значит отталкиваться ногами от земли и рассекать личиком воздух.
  2. — И как девочку назвали?
    — Аврора.
    — Богиня утренней зари…
    — Вот все так говорят, а дедушка заладил: крейсер, крейсер…
  3. — Папа, я замуж не выйду, — я с вами жить буду!…
    — Не смей угрожать отцу!

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