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  1. Родители запрещали Игорю приходить домой поздно. Их вообще напрягало, что какой-то Игорь приходит к ним домой.
  2. У мудреца спросили:
    — Как называется жена, которая всегда знает где ее муж?
    — Вдова, — ответил мудрец.
  3. Очень переживаю, друг не берет трубку… вдруг он уже коньяк пьет… а я — нет..

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